Homeland Security

I carried my old backpack through the security of the USMC Museum, the Dulles Airport branch of the Air and Space Museum, the Smithsonian American History Museum, and the Capitol Building! Who finds a pocket knife I forgot I had? The trainee guard at the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum on the Washington Mall! His boss was going to have him quit. It was like "Deputy Barney Fife" from Mayberry was right all along. I let the guards keep the durn thing!

Good for you "Barney!"